Australia lead England 2-0 and are now certainties to reclaim The Ashes. But was there ever any doubt? The English had effectively conceded before the series commenced when they decided to send another captain Cook to Australia.
What were they thinking?
Last time they tried that, they eventually ended up shipping off their convicts to start a brand new life on an island paradise brimming with trillions of dollars worth of natural resources, whilst they remained trapped at home in dreary olde England, the true Prisoners Of her Majesty. Silly POMs.